This short, cute board book made us laugh. It is part of the “Baby be of use” series that McSweeney’s published. This one came out in 2005.
It is durable enough that babies and toddlers can bang it about and gnaw its edges.
It makes a nice gift for the new parent, and serves as a gentle reminder to not get too wrapped up in childcare and to NEVER EVER forget cocktail hour.
Copies can be had for $7 or $8 here.